Sri Lanka Jokes Movie

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Sri Lanka Jokes Movie

Many of my family still live in rural villages in Sri Lanka, where they have a squat toilet and wash in a well, with snakes regular visitors. Staying at these places should have led to a humbling epiphany regarding my material attachments. What actually happened is it made me realise what a first-world-comfort, desperate little twat I truly am. I actually felt embarrassed at what a big deal I was making about staying in those conditions, while continuing to make a massive fuss about them.

HYDRATION IS SOMETHING I FIND CHALLENGING

I had no idea how much the sun would take it out of me. I spent the entire trip drenched in sweat. At the end of most days, my shirt would have a salt map on it. Yes, it was attractive. I kept forgetting to drink enough, and one day I nearly passed out. The next day I overcompensated, and ended up spending most of the day looking for bushes to urinate in. I came within inches of weeing on the biggest hornet’s nest I’ve ever seen. I actually ran away with my trousers falling round my ankles.

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I HAVE MISSED OUT ON YEARS OF EXPLORING MY HERITAGE

I didn’t know the language, I didn’t know my relatives, and I didn’t know anything about the country’s traditions and customs. This meant that the trip was a great experience, but also a stark reminder of the fact that I had not bothered to get to know my background before. What made it worse is that the whole time we were there, all the Sri Lankans assumed that I knew the language because I look like I should. I was a bumbling Englishman in an incredible Sri Lankan disguise. Circumstances aside, I felt pretty ashamed of myself.

I LOVE SPICY FOOD

Sri Lanka’s interpretation of western cuisine is pretty diabolical. Sri Lankan food itself is ace, however, and they bloody love a buffet. Even if you go to a basic-looking cafe, they can knock up four or five different curries for you very quickly. I think it was the third week of the trip that I realised that I had eaten curry three times a day, every day. It was probably then that I knew that I was in paradise. Having curry for breakfast is a thing of beauty. I am considering continuing the practice here.

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FRIENDLINESS MAKES ME FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE

I’m not suggesting I met a significant enough number of them to constitute a robust sample size, but I am saying that my general impression of Sri Lankans is that they are friendly, chatty and hospitable people. And I don’t like it. I thought I would be delighted that the atmosphere is more upbeat, but I found myself yearning for the cold indifference of people in London and the south-east of England. I like it when somebody smiles at you, and you look at them as if they are a psychopath. That’s the vibe I love.

I AM LESS ATHLETIC THAN EVEN I ANTICIPATED

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I had a go at traditional Sri Lankan martial art, Angampora. They don’t use gym equipment, they tighten their abs with tree hanging crunches, strengthen their fists by hitting coconuts, and increase stamina by carrying a heavy bag of rice across a field. When one of the country’s top masters of the art laughs at you and tells you that you wouldn’t be allowed to continue because a lack of base ability, well to be honest it’s a massive bloody relief.

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Parliament Jokes
පාර්ලිමන්ට් ජෝක්ස්
Directed byRanjan Ramanayake
Produced byLak Films
Written byRanjan Ramanayake
Based onRanjan Ramanayake
StarringRanjan Ramanayake
Bandu Samarasinghe
Tennyson Cooray
Music bySomapala Ratnayake
CinematographyJayanath Gunawardena
Edited byDensil Jayaweera
Distributed byE.A.P Films
23 February 2002
CountrySri Lanka
LanguageSinhala

Parliament Jokes (Sinhala: පාර්ලිමන්ට් ජෝක්ස්) is a 2002 Sri Lankan Sinhala comedy, action film directed by Ranjan Ramanayake and produced by Lal Kaluarachchi for Lak films.[1] It stars Ranjan Ramanayake, comic duo Bandu Samarasinghe, and Tennyson Cooray in lead roles along with Ananda Wickramage, Wilson Karunaratne, Sasanthi Jayasekara and Sanoja Bibile.[2] It is the 973rd Sri Lankan film in the Sinhala cinema.[3]

Plot[edit]

Cast[edit]

  • Bandu Samarasinghe as Madduma 'Ikke Karolis'
  • Tennyson Cooray as Puwakpitiya Kewatillage 'Pu. Ke.' Amaris 'Loku Aiyya'
  • Ranjan Ramanayake as Lavaris 'Podi Eka'
  • Ananda Wickramage as Minister Pushpakumara Karunathilake
  • Wilson Karunaratne as Walisundara
  • Sasanthi Jayasekara as Pushpakumara's daughter
  • Sanoja Bibile as Pushapakumara's wife
  • Rathna Sumanapala as Mother of three sons
  • G. R. Perera as Father of three sons
  • Raja Sumanapala as Guneris
  • Menike Attanayake as Guneris's Wife/Menike
  • Janesh De Silva as Jothi
  • Chathura Perera as Sumathi
  • D. B. Gangodathenna as Mudalali
  • Upali Keerthisena as Janamadhya Upadeshaka
  • Freddie Silva guest appearance.

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Soundtrack[edit]

No.TitleLyricsSinger(s)Length
1.'Manape Illa Api Awe'Neil WarnakulasuriyaSunflowers

Remake[edit]

The remake of the film was released on 11 January 2019.[4] The director explained about a possible sequel during an interview.[5]

References[edit]

  1. ^'Sri Lankan Films'. Sarasaviya. Retrieved 3 October 2016.
  2. ^'Ranjan's maiden effort'. The Sunday Times. Retrieved 23 February 2017.
  3. ^'Sri Lanka Cinema History'. National Film Corporation of Sri Lanka. Retrieved 3 October 2016.
  4. ^'Ranjan's parliment jokes is back'. Sarasaviya. Retrieved 17 January 2019.
  5. ^'Parliment Jokes series will come - Ranjan'. Sarasaviya. Retrieved 24 January 2019.
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