Sri Lanka Jokes Movie
I LIKE HOME COMFORTS
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Many of my family still live in rural villages in Sri Lanka, where they have a squat toilet and wash in a well, with snakes regular visitors. Staying at these places should have led to a humbling epiphany regarding my material attachments. What actually happened is it made me realise what a first-world-comfort, desperate little twat I truly am. I actually felt embarrassed at what a big deal I was making about staying in those conditions, while continuing to make a massive fuss about them.
HYDRATION IS SOMETHING I FIND CHALLENGING
I had no idea how much the sun would take it out of me. I spent the entire trip drenched in sweat. At the end of most days, my shirt would have a salt map on it. Yes, it was attractive. I kept forgetting to drink enough, and one day I nearly passed out. The next day I overcompensated, and ended up spending most of the day looking for bushes to urinate in. I came within inches of weeing on the biggest hornet’s nest I’ve ever seen. I actually ran away with my trousers falling round my ankles.
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I HAVE MISSED OUT ON YEARS OF EXPLORING MY HERITAGE
I didn’t know the language, I didn’t know my relatives, and I didn’t know anything about the country’s traditions and customs. This meant that the trip was a great experience, but also a stark reminder of the fact that I had not bothered to get to know my background before. What made it worse is that the whole time we were there, all the Sri Lankans assumed that I knew the language because I look like I should. I was a bumbling Englishman in an incredible Sri Lankan disguise. Circumstances aside, I felt pretty ashamed of myself.
I LOVE SPICY FOOD
Sri Lanka’s interpretation of western cuisine is pretty diabolical. Sri Lankan food itself is ace, however, and they bloody love a buffet. Even if you go to a basic-looking cafe, they can knock up four or five different curries for you very quickly. I think it was the third week of the trip that I realised that I had eaten curry three times a day, every day. It was probably then that I knew that I was in paradise. Having curry for breakfast is a thing of beauty. I am considering continuing the practice here.
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FRIENDLINESS MAKES ME FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE
I’m not suggesting I met a significant enough number of them to constitute a robust sample size, but I am saying that my general impression of Sri Lankans is that they are friendly, chatty and hospitable people. And I don’t like it. I thought I would be delighted that the atmosphere is more upbeat, but I found myself yearning for the cold indifference of people in London and the south-east of England. I like it when somebody smiles at you, and you look at them as if they are a psychopath. That’s the vibe I love.
I AM LESS ATHLETIC THAN EVEN I ANTICIPATED
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I had a go at traditional Sri Lankan martial art, Angampora. They don’t use gym equipment, they tighten their abs with tree hanging crunches, strengthen their fists by hitting coconuts, and increase stamina by carrying a heavy bag of rice across a field. When one of the country’s top masters of the art laughs at you and tells you that you wouldn’t be allowed to continue because a lack of base ability, well to be honest it’s a massive bloody relief.
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Parliament Jokes පාර්ලිමන්ට් ජෝක්ස් | |
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Directed by | Ranjan Ramanayake |
Produced by | Lak Films |
Written by | Ranjan Ramanayake |
Based on | Ranjan Ramanayake |
Starring | Ranjan Ramanayake Bandu Samarasinghe Tennyson Cooray |
Music by | Somapala Ratnayake |
Cinematography | Jayanath Gunawardena |
Edited by | Densil Jayaweera |
Distributed by | E.A.P Films |
23 February 2002 | |
Country | Sri Lanka |
Language | Sinhala |
Parliament Jokes (Sinhala: පාර්ලිමන්ට් ජෝක්ස්) is a 2002 Sri Lankan Sinhala comedy, action film directed by Ranjan Ramanayake and produced by Lal Kaluarachchi for Lak films.[1] It stars Ranjan Ramanayake, comic duo Bandu Samarasinghe, and Tennyson Cooray in lead roles along with Ananda Wickramage, Wilson Karunaratne, Sasanthi Jayasekara and Sanoja Bibile.[2] It is the 973rd Sri Lankan film in the Sinhala cinema.[3]
Plot[edit]
Cast[edit]
- Bandu Samarasinghe as Madduma 'Ikke Karolis'
- Tennyson Cooray as Puwakpitiya Kewatillage 'Pu. Ke.' Amaris 'Loku Aiyya'
- Ranjan Ramanayake as Lavaris 'Podi Eka'
- Ananda Wickramage as Minister Pushpakumara Karunathilake
- Wilson Karunaratne as Walisundara
- Sasanthi Jayasekara as Pushpakumara's daughter
- Sanoja Bibile as Pushapakumara's wife
- Rathna Sumanapala as Mother of three sons
- G. R. Perera as Father of three sons
- Raja Sumanapala as Guneris
- Menike Attanayake as Guneris's Wife/Menike
- Janesh De Silva as Jothi
- Chathura Perera as Sumathi
- D. B. Gangodathenna as Mudalali
- Upali Keerthisena as Janamadhya Upadeshaka
- Freddie Silva guest appearance.
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Soundtrack[edit]
No. | Title | Lyrics | Singer(s) | Length |
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1. | 'Manape Illa Api Awe' | Neil Warnakulasuriya | Sunflowers |
Remake[edit]
The remake of the film was released on 11 January 2019.[4] The director explained about a possible sequel during an interview.[5]
References[edit]
- ^'Sri Lankan Films'. Sarasaviya. Retrieved 3 October 2016.
- ^'Ranjan's maiden effort'. The Sunday Times. Retrieved 23 February 2017.
- ^'Sri Lanka Cinema History'. National Film Corporation of Sri Lanka. Retrieved 3 October 2016.
- ^'Ranjan's parliment jokes is back'. Sarasaviya. Retrieved 17 January 2019.
- ^'Parliment Jokes series will come - Ranjan'. Sarasaviya. Retrieved 24 January 2019.